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Cleaning & Chickens

Think About It…

When doing research into possible markets for home cleaning, there were several rather odd coincidences that seem to appear and seemed to be somehow linked.

1. The home being professionally cleaned
2. The presence of chickens

Here are the facts and you can draw your own conclusions –

1. If a home is professionally cleaned it usually sells for a lot more money and quicker.
2. If the home has chickens, it usually doesn’t sell at all.

1. If a home is professionally cleaned there is a 95% chance that the owners won’t be abducted by aliens.
2. If a home has chickens there’s a 50/50 chance they already have been (chicken attract aliens like a moth to a flame).

1. 95% of celebrities have their homes professionally cleaned. Now are they celebrities because they have their homes cleaned or do they have them cleaned because they’re celebrities.
2. 99% of celebrities have no chickens (however a small percentage of celebrities that are allergic to small dogs travel with their chickens).

1. Homes that sell for $500,000 or more usually have been professionally cleaned
2. 99.9% of homes selling for that much have few or no chickens

So if you’re going to sell your home, OR if your going to have family and friends over and don’t want Martians popping in unexpectedly, OR if you’re a celebrity or thinking of becoming one
1. Have us clean your home
2. Don’t have chickens

Final Touch Detailing
3744 E. Emerald Ave Mesa, AZ 85206

Specializing In Estates/Foreclosures
Cleaning/Windows/Carpets
Donation Preparation
Trash Removal
No Occupied Homes

Brenda 480-890-1221
East Valley

The preferred service areas are Scottsdale, Mesa, Tempe, Gilbert, Queen Creek, Chandler, AJ, Ahwatukee, Sun Lakes, Fountain Hills and SE Phoenix.